Do Not Take Me to the Afters T-Shirt — Rave /LGBTQ / Party Humor
Dark Chocolate / S
$28.99
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This tee speaks to the night owls who keep the party alive long after the main event. Bold, humorous text declares, “Do Not Take Me to the Afters, I have No Self Control,” a cheeky anthem for ravers, club kids, and queer nightlife regulars who lean into late-night energy and spontaneous plans. The lightweight crew shirt sits comfortably under a light jacket or tied at the waist when you hit the dancefloor. It’s a wearable inside joke that starts conversations, sparks laughter, and signals you’re down for whatever the night brings — especially those legendary after-party detours that never end early.
Soft, smooth cotton keeps the vibe easy and breathable during long sets and crowded venues. The clean, classic silhouette layers well with festival gear, glitter makeup, or minimal streetwear. Wear it to pre-games, pride nights, post-show hangs, or any late-night run where you want to announce your stance on afters with humor and attitude.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, soft feel (blends depending on color).
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish.
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching.
- DTG and DTF printed details for durable, vibrant sleeve and neck prints.
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified fabric for comfort and safety.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Do Not Take Me to the Afters T-Shirt — Rave /LGBTQ / Party Humor
$28.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, smooth cotton keeps the vibe easy and breathable during long sets and crowded venues. The clean, classic silhouette layers well with festival gear, glitter makeup, or minimal streetwear. Wear it to pre-games, pride nights, post-show hangs, or any late-night run where you want to announce your stance on afters with humor and attitude.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, soft feel (blends depending on color).
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish.
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching.
- DTG and DTF printed details for durable, vibrant sleeve and neck prints.
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified fabric for comfort and safety.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
