Tank Top — "Do Not Invite Me to the Afters I Have No Self Control" Funny Party Quote
XS / Navy
$34.22
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This lightweight tank brings playful confidence to summer hangs and late-night plans. The front keeps things subtle with a tiny, hand-drawn cup icon over the heart. The back delivers the personality: bold, vintage-inspired lettering that reads “Do Not Invite Me To The Afters — I Have No Self Control.” Wear it to backyard barbecues, music nights, or casual pub crawls and let the shirt do the talking when you’re in the mood to be honest and a little irreverent. Soft fabric drapes easily, so it layers under an open shirt or stands alone for hot days. It feels lived-in from the first wear and fades into the kind of staple you reach for when you want to laugh with friends.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Retail fit with side seams for better shape retention
- Self-fabric binding and tear-away label for clean comfort
- Runs true to size; adult sizing
- Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability requirements
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Tank Top — "Do Not Invite Me to the Afters I Have No Self Control" Funny Party Quote
$34.22
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Retail fit with side seams for better shape retention
- Self-fabric binding and tear-away label for clean comfort
- Runs true to size; adult sizing
- Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability requirements
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
